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George Washington vs King George (III)

   NOTE: ALL CHARACTERS ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY RELATION TO REAL-LIFE INDIVIDUALS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

In honor of the US vs England Soccer match that happened.

Both characters are in their prime.

Round 1: Boxing

Round 2: Street Fight

1. Strength. Washington >> King George. King George was a bum who was too busy sitting on his throne to do any physical activities. Meanwhile Washington chopped down trees, fought on the front lines, and maintained a solid physique.

2. Speed. Washington >> King George. Same as above.

3. Combat Speed. Washington >> King George. Same as above.

4. Durability. Washington >> King George. Washington is nigh-invulnerable, as shown when he tanked several shots during the Revolutionary War at near point-blank range. However, some say this is a property of his coat.

5. Battle IQ. Washington >> King George. Washington was a tactical genius in comparison to King George who sat around doing nothing on his throne.

6. Experience. Washington >> King George. He actually fought on the front lines and commanded troops.

7. Combat Skill. Washington >> King George, same as the above.

8. Mentality. Washington >> King George. Washington had the willpower to fight against the most powerful country on Earth at the time.

9. Reach. Washington >> King George. 6', need I say more?

11. Coordination. Washington >> King George.


Point Breakdown:

George Washington 10

King George 0


I'm not even going to do the fight breakdown.

Washington STOMPS so hard that King George takes third place in a fight with only two people.


ANOTHER W FOR THE UNITED STATES

Comments

  1. Lukas PerdekampDecember 5, 2022 at 12:11 PM

    Another W for the USA. This is probably actually true though. Nice post.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Emily SDecember 7, 2022 at 8:42 AM

    This is patriotism at it's finest. This is a great blog.

    ReplyDelete

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